How to build a guillotine???

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few very bad boys and girls.
I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.
How can I build a guillotine???
Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!
Deal???
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Go somewhere else if you want to give head.
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"A tisket, a tasket, a head in a basket. It will not answer the questions you ask it."
-Kevin in Indy To reply, remove (+spamproof+) from address........
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and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

YOURS.
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Chainsaw. Gas. Electric won't cover the noise.
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Go to a used printing supplier, they will be pleased to sell you a guillotine, either hand operated or hydraulic.

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Sounds kinky!
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would make an interesting headboard for a bed
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Thinking more about the guillotine (God, is that ever a sexy name!) the guillotine I fantasise about should have a high frame so that, as I am laying there face-up, feeling the frame shake as the blade descends, I can anticipate the sensation as the blade slices my neck. Also, the lunette should be very thick, like 4 inches wide at least. And it should be designed so it is in two pieces, the front piece being 3 inches wide and the back piece an inch (at least) wide. A gap in the middle equal to the width of the blade! With this design, when the lunette is closed around (my) neck, my neck would actually be stretched. And when the blade passes through the lunette and slices off my head, my severed head would actually pull away once the neck has been completely severed, allowing my lopped off head to fall quickly. If I were ever to find myself shackled down on the bascule, and the blade was over my throat waiting to behead me, I only request that my executioner be a woman, and that she would do me the pleasure of engaging in sexual intercourse with me just before the balde is released, and once my head is severed off, continue to enjoy having my rock hard organ inside of her until she can feel that life has left my body!
Very, very kinky!
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