|> I write a regular 'Handyman Hints' column for a local magazine. They want |> the December one to have an Xmas theme. |>
|> I thought of doing a spoof article e.g. make sure the chimney is swept so |> Santa can get down OK, leave parking space for sleigh etc. |>
|> Any ideas on this theme? | |You could try and take the mickey out of the health and safety directorate |and how they would try and regulate Santa and his trip to your house. You |know, hazard analysis, warning signs, not leaving anything about Santa might |stumble on etc. Or maybe bring the planning people in for a swipe.
I for one would appreciate that article.