TOT please don't let your dogs roam

[Bill Wright]

I found this sheep outside my front door this morning. Warning: this is a very unpleasant image.

[harry]

At my previous house, all my neighbours shot all strange dogs running loose on sight. Whether or not the owner was present.

They even shot one another's dogs. Now there was a recipe for a feud.

[Gazz]

again?

[Tim+]

Or a recipe for Haggis? ;-)

Tim

[Nick]

The tabloids will be claiming it was dropped by a barn owl...

[Tim Lamb]

I have just binned the third request of the week to give money to save unwanted puppies!

[alan]

The reason the Essex Police couldn't find the lion is because it had already wandered t'up north.

[Owain]

The Daily Mail will be blaming illegal Halal abbatoirs...

Owain

[Paul Ratcliffe]

Won't some bits be missing and other bits be left over that you don't know where they go?

[Phil L]

HTH

[Jules Richardson]

It's all just squishy lego though, isn't it?

[tony sayer]

What sort of dog would manage that?. More or less any or something Alsatian size?..

[The Natural Philosopher]

A fox.

The sheep probably just died...and the fox took the juicy bits

[brass monkey]

[Owain]

Grace Mulligan would have turned it into enough stew to feed a family of 6 for a year and a hearthrug before scrubbing her front step this morning.

Owain

[Bill]

In message , brass monkey writes

Normally, yes. But Paddy is on 6 months suspension.

[The Other Mike]

[Jules Richardson]

Not alive of course, just on its feet, propped up with a bit of 2x4

[brass monkey]

The prices that our vet charges (for our shit machines) it should be jumping around like a spring lamb. £30 for 100ml of Zantac syrup? C'mon. I should heave a brick through his front window every week to get my moneysworth. But hey, he had the brains to become a !£$%"$!"% vet. I didn't.

[Bill Wright]

She were mutton, not lamb. In the end the low loader pulled her out of the hedge and she was buried in a deep 'ole.

Bill