My neighbourhood was invaded this evening by a group of door knocking chuggers.
They gathered near my home and ate their fill from snack cartons and dropped their rubbish on the pavement beside them or in my hedge.
When confronted about their littering they denied all knowledge of the refuse.
When the litter turned out to contain information cards from Home Fundraising:
and a sheet headed, "Knock Sheet", name Hugh Kelly and team leader JM
all were silent.
I suppose when you lie to make your living then it's difficult to break the habit.
Anyway, back to the subject, what to call a group of these leeches?
To add comedy value, when one of the same crew knocked my door later, for a moment, they couldn't even remember the charity they were allegedly collecting for, despite wearing a bright red 'Save the Children' T-shirt.