joining meter tails

[Staffbull]

Is there something in the regs about Dyslexic electricians ???

[Keymaster]

Hi Don't you have to be part "P" qualified or get the council to send somebody with part "P" regs round - at least I had to do that. Key

[Just Another Residents Fan]

I'd have thought the ability to read and write was fairly essential for an electrician to become qualified but you have it your way.

I have a mate who sells cheap fire extinguishers. Let me know when you intend to start your installation.

He also sells special glasses with different coloured lenses so when you get the wires the wrong way around, rather than undo it all you just put the glasses on and the colour go in the right place.

[Staffbull]

and the colour go in the right

Are you missing a word there or am I being pedantic !!!!!

[Staffbull]

Yep but it's up to them if they require it testing they either do it, or get someone to do it for them, at no charge to me however :-)

[Just Another Residents Fan]

[Staffbull]

check the statement at the bottom of part P document page 11 :-)

[Just Another Residents Fan]

No doubt you have all your certifcates ready to show the nice man?

[Staffbull]

The certificates are required by the tester not me, so the "nice man" sorts it out :-)

[Bob Eager]

Go on then, tell us about balancing. And how you're going to test it all. Before whatever checks the BCO gets done.

[Just Another Residents Fan]

Don't forget to include details of the bits that don't comply with

16th.

(Which I should think is all of it!)

[Staffbull]

you want to stop smoking that weed!! before you sprout on about regulations, do you not think!! at least I wount be stoned when I do the wiring.........

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Edo wrote:

Willie Nelson?? Why, that's CRAZY!

[Just Another Residents Fan]

We can use the flames from your dodgy ol' wiring to light up with eh?

[Staffbull]

???

NOT !!!

[Owain]

Be even more embarrassing if you ask the "nice man" for *his* certificates before allowing him to look at your wiring (health and safety, you know) and he hasn't got any. :-)

Owain

[Just Another Residents Fan]

LOL - I should think that whoever told you that you are an electrician is suffering from a bit more than a drug induced stupor!

[Just Another Residents Fan]

Are we getting around to bribery?

[Staffbull]

I'm not an electrician and have never said I am, I'm not a builder either but the extension is up and passed all inspections along the way. one of the hardest things was to understand the bracing plan for the roof trusses, but with help I got there!! electrics are the next stage, plasetering will be beyond me so I'll get a plasterer.

[Just Another Residents Fan]

Ah I think I get what you are saying.... It's a terrorist plot.

You are also going to install the gas piping?

As the gas filled house explodes when the leccy catches light, the bricks that you never cemented in place fly through the air killing thousands?

[Colin Wilson]

You don't - contact your supplier and ask to have an isolator switch fitted.

Wonder why (without reading the whole thread) none of the original respondents suggested it...