Ha!
Mombasa - Nairobi
All flights from Malindi to Nairobi cancelled at zero notice, so ancient taxis down the coast to Mombasa. Hundreds and hundreds of stranded tourists there, DC9 doing a shuttle - empty down to Mombasa, fill up, flies back to Nairobi. Rinse and repeat for most of the day. Finally got forward enough in the Q for our turn, but all ground staff ignored in big rush of people to the plane to get on. Got on, got seats, but some standing had to be booted off before we could leave.