Wow. What a range of answers. I don't consider it a dumb question. I am color-challenged, too. One color I just painted a bedroom is Home Depot (Behr) Tuscan Beige. It is not very strong, but a nice color.
Lowes has a Waverly color called "Natural" which looks nice. It is a bit too deep for me, but my wife likes it.
Home Depot's Parisian Taupe is a nice color, too.
The poster's advice about going a couple of shades lighter is right on. Everything looks darker on the wall. Flat tends to look dark than eggshell, which looks darker than satin, etc.