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Re: Please to help
Subject: Please to help To: John Q. Public Date: Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 700 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our very close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trust-worthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to snipped-for-privacy@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully, Minister of Treasury
Paulson
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Caesar Romano wrote:

Sorry, I can't provide with a blank cheque. However, I have just wired your account with 10 trillion yukos from my account at the Regional Bank of Lagos, Nigeria. Please confirm reciept of the monies. When I have completed further financial transactions with innumerable folk in Europe and the US, I may be in a position to forward some more Yukos.
There are one or two minor problems though. In order to release further funds, we will require a consignment fee. Would you please send my associate $42,000. His account no. is 8645350-4634535 at The Bank of Nigeria. This will enable a further release to you.
My regards, I trust you are keeping well.
C.
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so that we may transfer your commission

Whatup, dawg? Good one! Got me to chuckle as I've read just about all of the reverse scams on Nigerian 419 Scam Artist at http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com
Yours Truly, Gangsta rappah B-Smooth
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