Naughty sounding questions asked at hardware store...

[Mort Guffman]

I used to work for Ace Hardware. When a woman would come in asking to have a key made the old guys would always ask "So you want new-key"?

Mort

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1-800-370-WOOD

[Bill]

Thought of a new one. I'm working on installing a wood stove and bought some caulk which is rated to 500 degrees.

So send the wife to the hardware store and tell her to ask for some "hot caulk"...

[Steve B.]

Not to worry. She's been here looking for that before

The hardware store guy

[Stephen King]

Steve B. wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Did you give her any?