On the way to your Memorial day picnic, be sure to wear your seat belts, everyone. Wouldn't want a ticket. Be sure not to talk on the cell phone if you're driving, those tickets are nasy. If you own a gun, leave it home in the gun safe. With the ammo stored separately. You're not a cop or a soldier, you don't need guns, even if you're carrying a government authorized carry permit. Everyone will think you are a terrorist. You can always pull over to the side of the road and call 911 on your cell phone, let the highly armed government guys take care of you. At the picnic, use only FDA inspected meats, and FDA approved foods. If you bring beverages, do not drink alcohol. You don't want a DWI that will lose your driving privileges, and ruin your life. Remember, DWI can be a felony, and the cops are out there. Do not have a public prayer at the picnic or bless the food. Atheists and people of other faiths might be offended. Play only safe, non contact sports like soccer. Football is likely to hurt peoples self esteem. Don't keep score. Move people often from team to team, so the outcome is nearly equal, and everyone feels like a winner. Give everyone blue participation ribbons. If you meet a cop during the day, do exactly what the cop says, so you aren't suspected of being a terrorist. Stop for the DWI seat belt check points. I know they take forever, but it's for your own good. Smile when they ask you to open your trunk, so they can check for weapons. Surely, you have nothing to hide.
Nonspecific diety is asked to some how improve the USA. If you follow these simple rules, you are reasonably assured not to be arrested or detained for very long.