Back in the 1960's it seemed like a big deal to illegally get some beer or cigarettes before we were of legal age. Then came the bootlegged recordings of rock concerts, which everyone enjoyed. Of course most boomers at least occasionally enjoyed some bootlegged marijuana. Back then, it seemed pretty normal to partake in these illegal activities, because almost everyone did it.
But who would have ever suspected that in the first and second decade of the 2000's people would have to bootleg lightbulbs? The government plans to take away our incandescent lightbulbs, and replace them with compact florescents, to save energy. Don't get me wrong, I do support energy conservation. After all, we only have one earth to live in, so we must all do what we can to eliminate pollution and environmental damage. At the same time, I like to save money on my utility bills.
However, compact florescent bulbs have their limitations. They do not provide the same amount of light, they often produce a color that is unacceptable, they contain mercury, so they add to harmful pollution, they are known to occasionally ignite and cause fires, they can not be used on a dimmer, they do not function well in cold weather in unheated buildings, and the biggest complaint seems to be the amount of time they take to get to full brightness.
I know this for fact after putting some of them in my garage. I'd walk in the garage to grab a plyers and a few bolts out of my bucket of odds and ends. I'd find myself standing there for 5 minutes, waiting for the CF bulbs to get bright enough to see the contents of my bucket, or find the plyers in my cramped tool box. I dont know about you, but I become really irritated when I am trying to get something done, and have to stare into near darkness waiting to be able to see what I'm trying to do. In the winter these bulbs were almost useless, and never got to full brightness due to the cold. I lived with these bulbs for a full year, before I finally had enough, and put back standard, cheap incandescent bulbs. Now I can walk in my garage, have instant light, and be back to the house with my items, in the time I was spending waiting for these CF bulbs to get bright.
On a more positive note, I do find that the CF bulbs are efficient in lights that are left on for hours. For example, I leave at least two lights turned on in the house all night, mostly for safety when we have to go to the bathroom or something while half asleep. In this case, they do consume less power and are plenty bright for a safety light. Of course, I still am concerned about the fire hazzard they can cause.
I want to do my part in conserving energy, but I am not willing to cope with CF bulbs in my garage or in cold weather. I am not willing to pay the price of these bulbs, which never last as long as they claim, and in most cases have the same life expectancy as a 25 cents standard bulb, and I am worried about thier fire dangers as well as exposure to mercury if one breaks.
I forsee the day coming when I and many other people will be bootlegging incandescent bulbs from other countries, because the US government will no longer allow them to be sold.
I'm afraid it won't stop there either. What will be the next products the govt takes away from us? They already took away many of the older automotive solvents (such as carb cleaner), and replaced them with nearly useless solvents that dont work. They banned the original treated lumber, leaving us with *NEW* treated lumber that now rots as well eating up nails, unless we spend a fortune for stainless steel nails. Whats next? Will it be laundry detergent or paper plates, or toilets? Will we soon all have to stop using computers and other electronics because they contain chemicals, are we all heading back to the days of candles for light, wood for heat, a hand pump for water, and a horse and buggy for transportation, and a creek and some rocks for doing laundry? It sure seems this way.
Does anyone want to join me in my horse and buggy caravan to make a trip to Mexico to bootleg some lightbulbs? The round trip will take three months, or longer if the weather is poor. We'll risk going to prison as we cross the border, but if we are successful, we'll bring back 50 cases of bulbs in our horse drawn buggies and will make $50,000 when we get back, since each case will be worth $1000 on the black market. Sorry, pot smokers will not be allowed to join us.