Emboldened by my vast, bold previous experiences, I embarked upon another journey into the dark mysterious world of toilets.
When I pulled out the old toilet and saw this, I knew that I wasn't meant to explore beyond my own tiny pond of a universe:
Although I was filled with dread, I threw caution to the winds and placed the new toilet upon the resting place. Alas, my heart sunk when I felt the toilet rocking back and forth. I
I looked at the bottom of the new toilet:
How would Joe the Plumber resolve this? Umm, like tonight. Or better yet, right now.