This might seem really strange, but I've developed a worrying fetish for
doing dirty things with nettles. I would carry on, but its starting to
really sting and its damaging my social life. My friends think I'm
really weirdUnfortunately for me, my wife wants nothing to do with them
and won't let me introduce them to the bedroom.
What can I do?! Are there any othewr memers who have experienced
similar nettle-related problems?
Any help wil be appreciated