T-shirts Observed at the Ocean City, Maryland Beach.
===================================================I Childproofed My House, but They Still Get In.
On the Front) 60 Is Not Old.
On the Back) If You're a Tree.
I'm Still Hot. It Just Comes in Flashes.
At My Age, "Getting Lucky" Means Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.
My Reality Check Just Bounced.
Life Is Short. . Make Fun of it
I'm Not 50. I'm $49.95 plus Tax.
Annapolis--a Drinking Town with a Sailing Problem.
I Need Somebody Bad. Are You Bad?
Buckle Up. It Makes it Harder for the Aliens to Snatch You from Your Car.
It's My Cat's World. I'm Just Here to Open Cans.
Keep Staring....I May Do a Trick.
We Got Rid of the Kids. The Cat Was Allergic.
My Mind Works like Lightning. One Brilliant Flash and It's Gone.
Every Time I Hear the Dirty Word "Exercise" I Wash My Mouth out with
Cats Regard People as Warm-blooded Furniture.
Live Your Life So That When You Die, the Preacher Will Not Have to Tell
Lies at Your Funeral.
My Wife Came with Instructions---lots of Instructions