OT: Christmas and children

Bill Wright · 2016-12-24T11:08:54+00:00

It's Christmas tomorrow and once again it will be ruined by the presence of children, running around shouting and squealing with excitement, spreading wrapping paper everywhere, and demanding that grandparents take an interest in their dull little acquisitions when all we we want to do is drink and snooze. Has no enterprising person thought to start some sort of remand centre into which we could put the children over the holiday period? Then we could have a proper Christmas. Bill