OT: Adult colouring books? WTF?

Eyes too close together, never trust anyone who looks like that.

I had a friend when I were a young lad who only ever used the brown felt tip. I distinctly remember something to do with an enormous s*it he drew that was going to consume the entire world.

Just how many colours do you need for a cat's bottom?

There's something to be said for relaxing the brain, but colouring books are going too far. How about something with a slight amount of brain power, a jigsaw for example?

Depends on if the cat has cleaned its asshole lately...

What part of stress relief don't you understand?

That turning off the brain of an intelligent person is not desirable.

They seem to self clean. Humans are unusual in not producing mucus to aid the smooth outlet of s*it. Hence we end up needing to wipe our arses.

However I did have one cat (the only long haired one in a litter of short haired cats) who didn't understand what to do with his ridiculously long fur. His arse ended up caked in s*it, and he couldn't clean the rest of his body properly either. He also over-ate, which I've never seen a cat do. I sold him to someone who desperately (for some reason) wanted a long haired cat.

It's the consistency of the s*it that counts. Sometimes I don't need to wipe, but I have to do so to tell. Also humans have buttocks to get smeared due to our bipedalism.

Most times I use just over half a 200 sheet roll and flush three times to avoid blocking it. Maybe I have a bad diet.

Agreed, I looked that up once.

I "turn off" my brain by using it less. Something less demanding than what I was doing. But I don't have to turn it off completely. In fact doing so makes the brain bored so it ponders what you were trying to stop thinking about.

I guess you're one of those people who can actually think of nothing when asked to do so. "Free your mind of all thoughts". Not possible for anyone of intelligence. The brain never stops.

On holidays we did proper puzzle books, things requiring some problem solving.

Yes I had a ZX Spectrum with bright for each of 8 colours. 0 was black, 2 was red, 5 was cyan, 7 was white, can't remember the others. I can't recall what bright black did. Grey?