object alarm

Nov 18, 2003 24 Replies

I'll bet you are like me though - when you find one you find all 15 at once!

My Dad used to joke that whenever anything went missing it must have been Mums fault - she was famous for putting things in a safe place! So safe that no-one could ever find it again!

PoP

US inches aren't compatable any more. Theirs were imported with the Mayflower and haven't changed size for years. Besides - you can't see the markings for the gaudy flag printed as a background instead of a nice white or yellow!. You *MUSTN'T* use the US types! *OUR* English inches are the modern type - erased from schoolboy notebooks for fear of corruption.

Can't understand why their gallons are different to ours - however!

I had a mam like that! :-) Now I've got a wife like that :-(

Oh well - out of the frying pan, into the fire!

I don't need some silly woman to do that for me, I'm quite capable of doing it for myself...

Why not attach one of those keyrings which bleep when you whistle?

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