Yeah! Unplugging the ventilator from the modular UPS. Had to be done, these matrons treat every small thing like a matter of life and death.
"No don't unplug that" screamed the ward sister
Nov 20, 2024
Last reply: 1 year ago
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Who said they were fat and lazy?
However...
My sister in law is a nurse of high ranking and she is one of the fattest cows I have ever seen.
As for lazy - she takes the car to work instead of using her hooves and dragging her udders and fat arse half a mile from her fridge to the hospital.
That 'dead' patient isn't actually dead until a properly qualified medical practitioner has said so. Can't have any Tom Dick or Harry saying "His head's missing. He must be dead!"
Blimey!, how many megaFarads is l that likely to be!?...
Frequent happening that is once i was in this meeting where there was a lot of blah blah blah as to how reliable one of their systems must be when cleaner came in and unplugged one of the systems but to be fair she did plug it back in again;!..
In army parlance, that is only slightly worse than a 'nick' (leg or arm blown off)
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