Just tried to get some stuff from plumbfix and some from spark^H^H^Helectricfix, to collect at the trade counter down the road from me. Ordered the plumbing stuff, and went on to the electrical.
xfix droid "sorry you can't call-pay-collect electricfix stuff, only get it delivered"
me "what's the minimum order then, £100?"
xfix "no £50"
me "but I only want £25 of stuff ... ah I know, if I hold off on one of the £25 items I want from plumbfix and put it on the order that'll take it to over £50"
xfix "no you can't mix plumbix and electricfix on an order. You can mix either with screwfix stuff but not the two together"
me: "OK, don't bother, I'll get it from Toolstation instead"
Oh and before I even got started the droid had to go check with accounts who still haven't credited my account with apayment I made a week ago.