Well, it wouldn't be a good idea for Dribble to fill his pipes with water woudld it? That's how floods happen.
Owain
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17 years ago
DIY Power-flushing
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17 years ago
If you know as much about plumbing, as you do about punctuation, then I doubt that anyone should follow your advice :-)
Dave
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17 years ago
PatnDave, please do not follow anything I ever say. Always do the opposite. Your life will appear more complete to you then - your house may have blown up or whatever, but you will have warm internal sense of satisfaction irrespective of any outcome.
Will you put me on your killfile please.
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17 years ago
Yes it is sad not to use inhibitor. Penny wise pound foolish. Rather like trying to joint plastic pipe using only a hacksaw.
Remember this motto - protection is better than cure. Although in your case it's too late. So ask your nurse for more 'cure'.
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..Owain. Owain, Owain we go ..he gives us info we don't want to know ..the info is so poor tis true ..so how does this garbage affect you?
..well take no heed of babble and drool ..as instantly you will recognise a fool
..instictively you will spy ..in newsgroups with DIY ..attempting wisdom the fools will try
..so be very watchful of what the fools say ..and don't give these half-wits the time of day
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....On the good ship Plowman they all did sail ....he was the skipper to no avail
....he sent the crew atop the mast ....until he spouted to them at last
....I'll keele haul ye, I will be jabers ....so cut the masts and make em into cabers
....because of cabers the ship did wreck ....I have my cabers said cap'n, so what the heck
... the breaking of law the police did pursue ....Cap'n Plowman was dragged into public view
....the court heard on sinking, the cap'ns wild outburst ...."the cap'n then children are in the boats first" ....this cowardly act was viewed with sighs ...."he must go down" from the jury were cries
....the judge did say in all his day ....a case so bad he did not sit ...."the mans a fool I will commit"
....the judge, he screamed, "an idiotic fool" ....the capn' now resides as the uk.d-i-y tool
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17 years ago
See! You can't even get the name right.
No! I like a laugh now and again and you provide it.
Dave
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17 years ago
It's right enough.
This man. or woman, is an enemy of life itself.
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17 years ago
[snipped for the sake of literature]
I said to ask your nurse for some more 'cure' - not the whole bottle.
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17 years ago
Sad I know. They are giving him cauliflower cheese today you know.
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17 years ago
No....
I do have an account in that name, but that is not how it is presented, you muppet.
Now then. Am I a man or a mouse. You decide and I'll bet you get it wrong.
Dave
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17 years ago
Who's that? Dr. Drivel?
Dave
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17 years ago
The message from Dave contains these words:
Squeak up!