Introducing a new "Smart Phone" app. Simply download the app called "pottyphone". Install it, and you're ready to go.......
The next time you have to deficate or urinate, simply do it on your "Smart Phone". Whatever you deposit into the phone will automatically be sent to the nearest "Smart Toilet", and be flushed down the drain pipes. You will be charged a small fee, or minutes will be deducted from your service.
By the end of 2012, there will be a "Smart Toilet" located in every major city and large town in the United States.
Never hunt for a toilet again, just drop your pants or dress, and go any time, any place. It's smart, it's convenient, and it's fast.
The "PottyPhone", the toilet of the Future......
Patty Potty