Yesterday I got a call and the person told me my number was chosen by random to receive a $2000 government grant. I don't have to pay it back. Wow, that was exciting.
He went on to say, all I had to do was answer a couple of questions to qualify and he would help me get them right. #1, what do you want to use the money for? Answer should be to buy airplane tickets. He explained, I did not have to buy them, just answer properly.
#2, Where will you go. He said you can say anyplace, like Hartford CT to Dallas.
#3 and #4, just as easy.
He then transferred me to the official agent that would ask the questions. He got on the phone and asked "what will you use the money for?
I was so excited about getting 2 thousand bucks, I forgot and told him an honest answer. Said I was going to get some cheap booze, a couple of cheap hookers and have a great weekend!
I screwed up and he hung up on me. Damn, I really would have fun.