# Keeping dogs out of the yard

I'm not rational??
You asked "Who can decide equal value?". That implies nobody can determine "value". But, you claimed the two creatures are NOT equal, which answers your question about "who?". Apparently, you believe that YOU can be the judge of value.
Based on that, so can I.
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Sounds like expensive mosquitoes to me:
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My neighbor's dog often comes over our yard. My wife gives him a treat, I fill a small bucket so he has something to drink. We played tossing a stick for about tem nutes too.
When the dog went home, he pissed on my tree. Should I shoot the dog or my neighbor?
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Edwin Pawlowski wrote:

Your wife. . .. . .. . .. . ;-)
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I'd say shoot the tree, but then you'd be in BIG trouble from the tree-huggers.
See what happens when you give a moocher a little entertainment, some help, something to eat and a free drink?
As a wise man said, "No good deed goes unpunished."
It's good you told someone. Keeping that inside is bad for you.
Steve
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Well, you invited the dog, so protocol says you should shoot yourself, but not fatally, or you won't learn not to invite dogs over.
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You know, my wife and I were talking about this just last night ......... what would be the proper etiquette in this situation.
Thanks.
Steve
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This thread long ago turned into a pissing contest, so I figured I'd piss against the tree too. I was able to reach a higher spot so I guess I won. Unless the dog comes back and pees on my leg.
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My uncle actually had a dog that would do that.
I guess it means something in dog language.
Steve
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It means a wet bark.
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-john
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< DRUM CRASH! > :-)
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You could also piss on the dog. :)
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Edwin Pawlowski wrote:

None of the above. Just go piss on the same tree to show how is top dog.
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call you on it. Tell us which state you're in, so we can look up the law

The OP wasn't in an apartment.
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snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com wrote:

Hey flem, who in the hell are you talking to?
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every state also has crop damage laws. in many, if any animal is bothering a crop, it can be shot on sight. tomato garden, anyone?
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snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com wrote:

Give it a break.
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Its just a fucking dog. Not like it is a human or anything important.
If the dog can't crap where it is supposed to, take it out.
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Another person for my free beer for life list. :-)
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I love you, Man!
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