No, it's not a troll. We always have a little puddle of ooze at the bottom of the recycle bin that attracts all sorts of insects. Anyone have a good way of emptying pop-tops cans completely other than shaking them to death upside-down for 60 seconds? My arthritic wrists are beginning to take exception to all that shaking. I used to crush them and the sides would rupture allowing better drainage - but still puddles. Besides, our recycler specifies "no crushing" for some odd reason. The offset hole and curvature of the can make it really hard to get the last few drops out.
-- Bobby G.