Need Help Trying To Grow Kudzu

I found this humorous info on a webpage:
"Kudzu vine can be grown almost anywhere, but it prefers soil and appreciates sun and occasional water. Mulch with cinder blocks, fertilize with Agent Orange, and prune daily."
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