In message , Bob Eager writes
:)
front garden / drive - about a car's length - no possibility of adding spiky stuff around front door (we like real deliveries), could/will add some spiky stuff outside window
In message , Rob Morley writes
you've clearly missed your calling :)
In message , Owain writes
I did own a human skull once - but a girlfriend objected to it sitting on top of the cupboard looking at her.
muesli on keyboard alert!!!
In message , The Natural Philosopher writes
this definitely appeals
You reckon?
Mixed vegetable soup or "Russian salad" is much more realistic.
Well keep it inside your head like a normal person !
"dave @ stejonda" wrote | >I think opening the door and projectile vomiting (a mouthful of | >condensed chicken soup if you don't want to use real vomit) | >over them would put them off. | muesli on keyboard alert!!!
Muesli would probably work quite well too.
Owain
"Huge" wrote | "Owain" writes: | >I think opening the door and projectile vomiting (a mouthful of | >condensed chicken soup if you don't want to use real vomit) over | >them would put them off. | Mixed vegetable soup or "Russian salad" is much more realistic.
Liquorice toffee might convince them you've got plague.
Owain
Your inflatable friend and a bucket of offal?
Or wire it to some volts.
Chicken soup doesn't have diced carrot, does it?
Still no carrots.
Mary
Hence Russian salad.
I know what would work, but i would seriously not do it. Hard to believe I actually got people to pay to be electrocuted! The things teenagers do.
NT
Get an Attack Bishop
Electrocution - death by electric shock
ok, well i ddint do that!
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