OT: How to run considerably faster

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On 03/14/2016 07:39 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:

Great invention
but if one fell or bumped into something...maybe not so great.
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Health and softy ideas are not permitted in this newsgroup. Please castrate yourself immediately.
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Then there was the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her
boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
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On 03/14/2016 08:07 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:

Maybe you meant to say "castigate"
sheesh it would be nuts to castrate oneself... or would it be not nuts ???
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I did mean castrate. I'm evil.
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What's the fastest thing in Wales?
A virgin sheep.
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Just watch that you don't get an uncontrollable urge to shoot your model girlfriend in the loo.
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I thought shooting was allowed in Suth Effrica? Or is that only the Kaffirs?
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What's the fastest thing in Wales?
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Per Mr Macaw:

Cresswell Predicts: That is going to catch on with a certain segment of the populace.
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Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

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