I was taking the elevator in the parking deck the other day. There was a man and woman together that looked like they were around 50. Standing at the elevator buttons, the man was saying.......I think we are in E (deck). The woman insists...........No. We are in F (deck).
I looked at the guy and said..........she sounds pretty sure. He says...........She is probably right........She is right about everything else.
I went to a stationary store to buy envelopes.
But, it had moved.
I would have eaten the potatos that I fixed for dinner, last night.
I went to a stationary store to buy envelopes. But, it had moved.
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Someone sent me these. You know the honeymoon is over,when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
Every time I hear a similar joke I'm reminded that women control 100% of the world's supply.
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