Today, for some reason, my house is being inundated with little pests:
ghosts, goblins, the occasional vampire, and a cute little guy named
So far, I have held them off by feeding them candy, but help, because I
don't know what to do. They seem to be attracted by the light on my
front porch. They keep knocking on my door and yelling something.
This is a problem throughout my neighborhood and I seem to remember
something similar happening last year.