If a geezer can't call a bird a bird what can he call a bird?

[Peter Gregson]

Whats wrong with calling a bird a bird anyway?

[Zemedelec]

Nothing. No more than calling a geezer a geezer.

Of course if he was one of those figured in "Old Age is not for Sissies", he may twist your head off, but what's life without a little danger? zemedelec

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[e-mail] (Peter Gregson) wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Linus, Charlie Brown, I found the Great Pumpkin.

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like a good time to visit, as it looks like he's looking for ... um Mrs. Pumpkin.

[Wanda from West Virginia]

If you ever saw my bird you would call it "tight"!

[Peter Gregson]

I wonder if your know that bird is slang for women. I guess you would say broad. Anyway now days its supposed to be sexist to call a bird a bird.

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[e-mail] (Peter Gregson) wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Yes I know, and I also have seen you or some other "geezer" here trolling for some wing-wang.

[Zemedelec]

Check the Czech play, "Ptakovina""

"Chces videt muj ptak? zemedelec

[Dwight Sipler]

Can you elaborate? Google provides 600 hits to that word, none of them in english.

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Dwight Sipler wrote in news: [e-mail]:

"Ptak" is either Polish or Russian for "bird". I don't know what "Chces videt muj ptak?" is, I don't think there is a sound that transliterates to 'j' from Cyrillic, but if I had to guess, it says "Do you want to see my bird". "Ptakovina" is probably a diminutive or a woman's name.

-- ST

[Zemedelec]

The English translation of the title, complete with double-entendre, is, : "May I show you my bird?" Ptak is Czech both for generic bird and for c*ck. However "Ptakovina" literally means a joke, a trick.

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