Is your garden more gaff than gorgeous? Did the man of the house do
something rickety with the rockery? Did you dig yourself a pond only to
only to see the water vanish, leaving the goldfish gasping? Then you may
be in urgent need of a little Garden ER! Contact us now to let us know
what’s gone wrong and how the Garden ER team can help.
We’re looking for DIY garden projects that have gone seriously wrong,
don’t work, look terrible or simply didn’t live up to your hopes. We
want to meet the perpetrator of the gardening ‘crime’, help them put it
right and finally win them a pardon from their long-suffering ‘victim’.
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Maybe the following story will be of use.
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh
Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.
The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For
HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug
up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking
him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
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