Dad-Gum Bird Feeders !

I bought this bird feeder, hung it on my back porch and filled it with wild bird seed. Within a week, we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio. above the table and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere, on the patio tiles, on the table and chairs, it was everywhere.
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me on my head and try to peck me, even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. Then all the other birds got into the act. They would sit on that feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night! It almost seemed that they were demanding I fill it when it got empty.
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own porch or go into my backyard. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days they were all gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down all the nests they built. Now my backyard and patio are back to normal, nice and quiet and peacefull and no one is demanding a free meal anymore.
Now let me get this straight.... Our Government gives out free food, subsidised housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here in the U.S. to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for all the free services; small apartments are housing 5 or more families; you have to wait 5 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class dosen't speak English; Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets demanding more rights and free liberties!
Maybe, just maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder!
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Now let me get this straight.
People have been walking north and south for thousands of years through the region where the U.S. placed a border 160 years ago, and after starting a war with Mexico so that we could steal half of Mexico fair and square, and after selling subsidized corn in Mexico for cheaper than we can grow it (thus driving farmers and farm hands out of work and off the land), and given that these folks subsidize your food and housing by working for less money than Americans are willing to work for, "YOU" want to complain? Dios Mio!
Is this a natural condition or do you take stupid pill?
Thank God for Mexicans.
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Billy it is very difficult for some folks to look at the larger picture. These days we get our info from corporate America. Even if our sensibilities incline wider understanding it can be lost in our state propaganda.
A way out when our school curriculums are driven by self centered narrow minded morons. All I can say is "treat your children well".
CSNY
Best Bill who thinks of the factory as last resort. Support local and if you must work for the man make it a better place to be.
36 years at Dupont which makes this message possible ahhhh
Bill
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William Wagner wrote:

100% good advice
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No sh*t, Sherlock. They are territorial and/or protecting their nests from would be predators (which you are).... you should see hummingbirds in action. Oh, man. If they were any bigger, they'd be scary!
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Ever see the movie "The Birds"? You better put that feeder back up before they get pissed!
Patrick

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