2008 Republican National Convention Schedule
6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
Maybe, if you don't count whether any of these are humorous. From that
perspective I count it Democrats 0, Republicans 0.
Truth in advertising: this comment coming from someone who sees irony
in the statement "Fox News: Fair and Balanced".
As a member of one of the two parties involved, I found the demo-bashing
version and the repub-bashing version equally funny. Anybody who was
offended by either really needs to get out to the shop and see if they
can build themselves a sense of humor.
I was listening to a talk show host that was commenting that the Democrats
have not provided a solution.
Basically he said that what the Democrats have to offer is.... they are not
Sounds like another Jimmy Carter style change could happen. Good thing
Elmer Fudd did not run Democrat in 1976.
C'mon guys... this thread is falling apart. The longest, most well
followed and venemous threads this group EVER has anymore are the ones
that delve into politics.
Where is the hate? Where is the vitriol? Where is the screaming of
quoted/misquoated/skewed facts that prove the most pedantic of points?
Where is the self righteous indignation? You know both sides here have
taken uncalled for liberties with each other's cherished and (most
importantly) >correct< political beliefs. You can't let those jerkwads
that don't agree with you get away with that kind of crap, can you?
No name calling, humiliation, snubbing (for the beginners, not the
pros) or threats of violence? Has this group lost its way? I'm not
sure any of the regular quitters (some here have said tearful farewells
to this cruel group at least twice because of undue cruelty) are even
in this.... maybe they won't even quit again....
I have seen more hate expressed over Home Depot having the wrong kind
of employees or lack of quality wood. Even Norm and his brad gun used
to get more burning hate than this thread is showing now.
What's going on? FIGHT! FIGHT ! FIGHT! Think Monty Python here....
"Come on, you pansies!"
I am hoping if this thread picks up some steam and really hits the ball
over the fence in the next few days, and then maybe it will be peaceful
around here at Christmas (yes, I used Christ in a word, so that's OK)
Back to woodworking:
I'm going to cut me down a nice tree for christmas. I'll use my
favourite ax. The republican ax. You know the kind... the two-faced
I'm trying, nailshooter..really trying...btw, are jerkwads anything
Boooooo! An almost stealth attempt to go another direction...
You did get me with the first 4 sentences.... then a bad political
Sigh... I want some blood, people with veins in their teeth, not just
Don't know what you are trying, but help me out here if it pertains to
this subject as this thread is losing steam fast. We won't get out
most if the venom before Christmas if we don't start now.
As for the second part - a jerkwad is actually self explanatory. Not
sure about a fuckwit - must be derogatory since it has "fuck" in it,
but I am unsure of its actual meaning. In context, it sounds kinda
BTW, did you see the post I put up on the small circular saws you
commented on earlier?
On Dec 4, 9:43 pm, email@example.com wrote:
I did.. thank you. I'll have me one of those Morris saws. You know this
will now always be referred to as a Morris saw. I wonder what kind of
blades I can get for it.
In another forum where I get my yuks, there's a type of person called
asstard. Go figgur.
Jerkwad, fuckwit, asstard.
What will they think of next.
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