Had a call from a bloke tonight, conversation went as follows;
Bloke; I need a flatpack wardrobe assembled. How much would that cost? TMH; Is it two or three door & does it have any drawers? Bloke; Two doors with three drawers. TMH; That would take around one & a half to two hours. Bloke; No, it wouldn't take anything like that long. TMH; I assemble lots of flat pack, in my experience that's about right, but I only charge for the time taken. Bloke; OK, could you come tomorrow morning? TMH; Sorry, I couldn't do it until the second week in December. Bloke; But its blocking up the hall & I need the wardrobe. You must be able to do it quicker than that. TMH; Sorry, I'm fully booked until then. Bloke; Well, how much would two hours be? TMH; £75 including the travel time. Bloke; How much? That's outrageous! That's £37.50 per hour! I don't earn anything like that per hour! TMH; Neither do I sir, I have overheads. But that's very competitive compared to the national flat pack assembly companies. Bloke; You can't possibly charge that much per hour! You will never get any work at those prices! TMH; Its quite competitive sir, otherwise I wouldn't be booked two weeks ahead. Bloke; But the wardrobe only cost me £99.99. TMH; Things are cheap these days, labour is expensive. Bloke; I'll have to think about it.
TMH; ............... Opens bottle of wine..................Retreats to darkened room.