Totally OT (Feminine good aisle)

Noticed today some very inaptly named tampons - "Jumbo Pack".

Are they just for obese women? What marketeer said, "let's call it a jumbo pack - that will be appealing"

...or can't some people understand a good old fashioned 'Large pack'. My wife is wondering if Jumbo is bigger than Large. Should other animal derived names be used. Giraffe for anything tall??

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John
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I'll be looking for African Bull Elephant in the masculine goods aisle then ...

Owain

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Owain

'Masculine - good'

Wossat then?

Mary

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Mary Fisher

Talking of Jumbo Packs .... Do elephants use sheep as tampons? Brad

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BRAD

I thought the term jumbo came from Jumbo the elephant, who was brought to London in 1865. How much more old fashioned do you want!?

Dave

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Dave A

Doesn't "jumbo" relate to the physical size ? As in "bucket" sized?

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Ian

They will be in the section marked 'medium'.

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The Medway Handyman

So they know in advance when you are coming?

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John Rumm

The opening to my cabaret act is "I'm not a psychic or a clairvoyant - according to my wife I'm not even a medium... but would you be impressed if I could tell you your parents names?"

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The Medway Handyman

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