Totally OT: B&Q

[John]

A 'letter' in the latest issue of Viz:

"I'm not suprised Ellen McCarthur's boat went in a great big circle around the world. I've bought lengths of wood from B&Q aswell."

Quality

John

[Steve]

Thats wicked - but true!

[Keith]

I was sent the following copy of a letter yesterday:

A letter received by the B+Q customer services department

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely

John Roberts

[Mary Fisher]

Was Dame Ellen delivering it?

Mary

[Lurch]

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:01:05 +0000 (UTC), "Keith" strung together this:

I'm getting bored of it now, I posted it first and everyone keeps reposting it.

[Mike]

Perhaps it should be on the FAQ :-)