Swapped the insides of the cracker from a cheap toy and crap joke for an engagement ring and a piece of paper that says "will you marry me?".
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Swapped the insides of the cracker from a cheap toy and crap joke for an engagement ring and a piece of paper that says "will you marry me?".
10 days to goIn message , ARW writes
How are you going to make sure she pulls the correct cracker and then gets the bigger half?
>In article , ARW writes
I'm guessing you've also swapped the snap for the guts of 20 party poppers. Right?
I shall offer her the "cracker" should she end up wirh the "smaller half"
a bit went missing from my post!
I shall offer her the "cracker" should she end up with the "smaller half" then I shall give her the "larger half". All things been equal etc
It's not just any party cracker, It's a Marks & Semtex party cracker.
And what happens if your toothless unmarried Aunt gets the cracker :)
AWEM
A family tradition continues for another generation.
Maybe she doesn't want commitment?
Maybe she only wanted her fence fixed?
Owain
Maybe I love her.
I'm surprised that in true DIY tradition, you didn't reinforce one end with sellotape or similar and make a series of perforations at the other, thereby ensuring she gets the goodies.
...ah ... that's NICE :)
AWEM
Awwwww.... ;-)
Looking forward to the updates.
Tim
Can snipped-for-privacy@uk.d-i-y expect invites to the wedding?
Been living with 'erself for 16yrs, unmarried. Zero regrets.
Would you be getting married for yourselves, or for other people? Do you need a piece of paper to somehow prove the relationship?
Do not pull it over the top of a drain now will you?
Brian
He has probably superglued it to a known end. Brian
Maybe? I think you should firm up on that before popping the question.
If she's discerning enough to say yes, just remember not to treat her like your apprentices. :)
And the video!
"I am" is the shortest English Sentence. "I do" gets you the longest.
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