In the future all factories will only employ one man and one dog.
The man's task will be to feed and walk the dog.
The dog is there to bite the man if he touchs anything.
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We should be there now. Why haven't robotics removed the need to work?
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If that one man was a Scorpio then yes, but luckily for us, only a 1/12 are.
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THAT is not the response I was expecting from this group. FFS Simon!
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Capitalists banning DIY!
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Pretty sure it was either Adam or Eve who came up with that joke.
Tim
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We havent even worked out how to get a robot to do the worst stuff like wipe little kids arses.
And it's a lot cheaper to have duds like you knocking on doors than to have a robot doing that.
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But that future is a *long* way away. For the time being, the robots need cleaning, lubricating, calibrating, and adjusting. Why do you think the service sector is replacing the manufacturing one?
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Good grief Simon! BTW, if you have been winding people up as I strongly suspect you have been doing - very well done indeed. If you haven't ......
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Your pet robot will do all the DIY, all you need to do is come up with the ideas.
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They must be doing something, surely it's quicker to build a car by robot than by hand?
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His mind has gone, he is lost to us.
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He is cleverer and richer than you. Most are.
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DON'T WIND UP A SCORPIO.
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I passed on the text for an interesting discussion. Nothing more, nothing less. The text was sent to me. I did not offer or ask for an option on it.
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Have you just worked that out? Pillock.
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I clicked. Fruity as a nut cake.
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Clever people don't jump off motorway bridges.
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