OT: You know there's a recession on...

[Tim S]

When a glass of Tesco Value Gin (@6.49 or summat) and tonic seems a pleasant way to end an evening.

[Graham.]

They're singing in the city Espeshly when they've been On the gin Or the beer

[dpydotsmw]

Claridges in happy hour.

[Tim S]

[e-mail] coughed up some electrons that declared:

It was a *big* glass

[John Stumbles]

Customs and Excise: "Have you anything to declare?" Major Bloodnock: "One decanter of brandy" C&E: "How much does it hold?" MB: "Forty six gallons"