I noticed TMH commenting on a love of English earlier and thought I'd share...
BTW, I appreciate that Tim's question was jokingly phrased and I'm certainly not correcting anyone.
It intrigues me that there never has been a word "Ye" as an alternative to "The".
It's a misapprehension of the Anglo-Saxon letter "thorn" that was pronounced like our modern diagraph "th". Thorn had changed its shape over the years and, by the 14th century, looked very much like a letter "y". By the end of the 15th century thorn had disappeared and we were left with "th".
So, when we look back at Middle English writing, we see a word written as a letter thorn followed by a letter e - it was pronounced "the" - no one ever said "Ye" as in the "Ye Olde Village Pub" though they did use it for the 2nd person pronoun as in "I say to ye..."
And that, as Kipling might have said, is how "The Old Road Compactor" got its "Ye".
I know it's way OT but I'd been discussing it earlier in the week and so it came to mind when I saw the subject line and thought that someone might be interested - sorry if it was inappropriate or smart-arsed.