OT: oops not a good advert

[Appin]

The message from [e-mail] (Steve Firth) contains these words:

[Appin]

The message from [e-mail] (Steve Firth) contains these words:

Can you translate that into English, please?

[BigWallop]

It's Virgin Olive Oil, as can be seen from the bottled up frustration and anger in the replies.

:-) LOL

[Appin]

The message from "BigWallop" contains these words:

A frustrated virgin? :-)

Or is he selling frustrated virgins?

Or is he selling frustrated virgins with ugly oily skin?

Or, to use his own terminology, the "s**te" of frustrated virgins with sallow, oily skin?

Or are they no longer virgins at all, having been involved in adultery and therefore now adulterated?

[BigWallop]

Adulterated Olive? Sounds like a Monty Python sketch. :-)

[Alan]

In message , Appin wrote

Shite olive oil can be easily identified. Purveyors of poor quality oil always put additional herbs or chillies in the oil to disguise the off tastes. They often then charge a massive mark-up to con purchasers into believing it is something special.

Aldi are honest enough to charge around £3.40 per litre for their quality virgin olive oil, without added ingredients.