OT: Health and softy gone mad - washing up liquid is now deemed to be toxic!

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James Wilkinson Sword
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More an attempt at safeguarding themselves about litigation than H&S

Aldi really should know by now how we Englischen spell "centre".

Reply to
Graham.

11 cats, several parrots in his stinking hovel. Hucker has no hot running water. Aldi washing up liquid is luxury for him.
Reply to
Mr Pounder Esquire

Litigation only happens because people let it. Any twatt suing someone for poisoning themselves with washing up liquid should be laughed out of court. Oh wait, it's not actually poisonous! So there's no possibility of litigation!

They spell it zentrum, which is closer to UK than US spelling.

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James Wilkinson Sword

Well it would have been nice to have somebody put the words down as I cannot read pictures. However I noticed the other day that in that stupid advert about the very dirty T shirt where that bloody woman says No Way it says that the stuff has to be kept out of the reach of children.

Yet we wear clothing washed in the stuff?

What next? Brian

Reply to
Brian Gaff

water's toxic if you drink too much of it.

Owain

Reply to
spuorgelgoog

But water doesn't damage eyes.

Reply to
Bod

water cannon

Reply to
tabbypurr

Making washing machine tablets attractive to look at is also likely to make them attractive to young children. And young kid often put small things (like toys) in their mouths.

But it's not unusual for some to be allergic to some types of washing powder anyway - especially the bio kind.

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Dave Plowman (News)

Eh! that would be the pressure of the water, NOT the water itself.

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Bod

Reply to
tabbypurr

Too bloody true that's why I dilute it with whisky ;-)

Reply to
whisky-dave

That would be an ice cannon, do they exist?

Reply to
James Wilkinson Sword

Neither does washing up liquid, it just stings a bit. Same as shampoo.

Reply to
James Wilkinson Sword

Same here, except it's vodka.

Reply to
James Wilkinson Sword

There's this thing called evolution where the thick little bastards do stupid stuff and die, leaving the rest of the population smarter. Protect the idiots, and you f*ck up the next generation.

Same goes for allergies. Let the people with allergies die off then they don't pass them on to the next generation.

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James Wilkinson Sword

It's not toxic, it just overload your kidneys.

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James Wilkinson Sword

"Wash hands thoroughly after using"

I can remember some time in the 70's, the fuss that was created by a newspaper column in which Jilly Cooper claimed to wash her hair in washing-up liquid. A few weeks later it transpired that this wasn't just any old washing up liquid but ICI Teepol. Which was, and maybe still is, industrial strength washing up liquid as used by factory canteens, hotels and the like. And only available in ten gallon drums (allegedly) Looking at the frizzy state of Jilly Cooper's hair in the intervening 40 odd years one might be tempted to say - figures. But there again she doesn't seem to have any bald patches - although she isn't photographed from above very often.

michael adams

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Reply to
michael adams

I had a big bottle of shampoo once which was useless as shampoo, so I used it as w-u-l.

Owain

Reply to
spuorgelgoog

Aren't all detergents pretty much the same?

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James Wilkinson Sword

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