Modern [table] lamps rant

Jan 23, 2021 Last reply: 5 years ago 16 Replies

Why is it that table and desk lamps are so badly designed nowadays, I have several I have bought over the past couple of years and not one of them is ideal. It's not as if getting it right would be difficult, it's just total lack of thought about the design.



There are several problems, as follows:-


  1. You can't simply turn the light on and off. Most lamps now have ways of adjusting brightness and some even have colour temperature settings. These are all very handy but you don't want to have to go through lots of settings every time you turn the light on or off, you just want to turn it on and off. (Torches also suffer from this, torches I have to click more than once to turn off drive me crazy!)


  1. The on/off switches are 'quirky' in some cases. I have one light where you push a switch on the end of the light to turn it on and off, the trouble is you have to hold the light with your other hand to do this otherwise it falls over. If they had used a touch sensitive switch in this position it would work well but, almost to make it awkward on purpose, it's a clicky switch that needs a push. Another lamp I have has a switch in the cable which I can see no good reason for, it's difficult to find!

  2. One desk lamp that I have that's *almost* Ok has a very silly fault, the controls are on the flat base of the lamp and it has a separate control for on/off so doesn't have problem 1 above. But, for some wonky reason, the controls are lit only when the light is on, completely pointless as then they are illuminated by the light itself. They are nice, small, low-powered blue LED indicators and would be perfectly OK to have on in the dark, quite pointless when the light is on!

If I could mix and match the features of my several lamps I could get a sensibly designed lamp, none of them was desperately expensive so it's not cost that dictates the bad design, it's just lack of bothering to think about it.


Ggggrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! :-)


Chris Green pretended :

Our bedside table lamps have those - The simple fix for finding the switches, was to fix them to the tables with bluetack. They are always in the same place then.

I bought a bedside lamp only a few years ago. All I have to do to turn it on or off is to touch the metal shaft or base.

I would quite like to buy a floor standing reading light for my wife but I have yet to find a suitable one, especially as I want one where I can change the bulb. These days some lamps are made with LEDs where you would have to scrap the lamp if they fail.

You can make your own lamps.

We had to make a table lamp for shop (wood) class in school. So early on, I got an intro to the topic.

As a result, I'm not afraid to make a lamp today. I'm fearless. The room I'm in, has several of my bodge-jobs sitting here.

Paul

LEDs in conventional light fittings are more likely to fail because the LED or the electronics are squashed into such a small space with little heat-sinking. Heat kills LEDS and the associated electronics.

I have floor standing LED reading lamps where the illuminated area is

16cm x 10cm and the fitting runs at around ambient room temperature. They are around two years old already and I expect them to last for many more years.

I don't worry too much about replacing fitting when they expire and most of my ceiling lights are LED panels of various types.

Yes, they're actually OK as long as they don't have multiple brightness settings and such, I was referring rather more to desk type lamps.

Incidentally why are 'real' branded Angle poise lamps so expensive, over 100 quid for the cheapest when there seem to be any number of copies that work the same way out there for much less, als I notice a trend toward no bases and a silly little table or desk clamp instead of late. When you look for bases you find them all sold out, has the world found an alternate use for table lamp weighted bases. Nowadays Of course I do not need one, but yes the weird and wonderful control arrangements do seem just difference for its own sake. I bet if you looked inside there are probably only about three different types of module used in them all. Brian

There were kits available to enable you to convert a (suitably weighted) bottle into a table lamp.

I've got a Lidl one lighting the keyboard here. It's got 6 controls including the dimmer knob. I also use it as a fill light on Zoom calls - so being able to change the colour temperature quite useful.

It replaced a previous Lidl one where the ordinary switch on the base failed. ;-)

I read your rant and vaguely agree with some of Rod comments - so feel free to dump me too :-)

I always go for the simplest - no hue no dimmer, just on/off lamps. Most are fine. The "gadgety" ones might be the one's badly designed?

He dumped rod because it was rod.

I've got fed up with him elsewhere and decided that turning him off was the only option.

There may be lots of apparently similar designs available but the quality can be poor and their ability to hold a set position non-existent. This last point can be very frustrating. Also the spring loaded joints tend to fail quickly. Anglepoise have held their market share thanks to the quality. A lifetime job IME

I had a Luxo for 40 years, and it was secondhand when I 'acquired' it.

Have four Luxos now, all doing well.

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