Me "Do you need some help?" Daughter "Is it that obvious? The pump just keeps clicking off and I cannot fill the car" Mother "I've had a go and no matter how far I stick it in nothing is coming out"
And yes me and the daughter got the double entendre.
I rotated the nozzle by 20 deg so that it was "not vertical" and the diesel flowed in.
Me (to mother) "It's not how far you stick it in that matters, it's the angle".
I then went to pay for my fuel and left the daughter pissing herself with her mother looking a bit confused.