I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the road
from me got raided this morning.
Suspect they got charged extra to enter by the front *and* back entrances.
Reminds me of a story I heard many years back (when I was at university).
Police raided a brothel in Edinburgh. In spite of a good search and some
ladies there, there was nothing they could find to charge them with.
Whilst scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something, they got the
council in who confimed there had been several walls built without building
consent. The building owner was tackled by the council for unauthorised
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Years'n'years ago when I was on a planning committee, a "parlour"
applied for permission to do some works. After being repeatedly
told they couldn't turn it down on moral objections, members of
the board trawled through the regs, and eventually managed to
grant with condition that disabled access be provided to all
points of service.
This was a parlour above a shop.
The applicant gave up and moved elsewhere. To somewhere with
ground floor access and a nice car park. ;)
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