> It's a male superiority issue ... a bird in the butt is worth two
A push in the hand,
Is worth two in the bush,
Except if in yonder bush,
A fair maiden should stand,
Then a push in the bush,
Is worth two in the hand.
I'd have to agree. I've never tried it, but I've heard horror stories of those
who have. It's amazing that anyone should be surprised that a lightbulb - which
generally tends to contain a vacuum (i.e., negative pressure) might
"spontenously implode" when being constricted about by one of the most powerful
muscles in the human body. Too bad it doesn't cause instant sterilization, such
people -so- need to be filtered out of the gene pool...
My daughter works in the x-ray dept of a hospital and tells all sorts of
objects inserted and unretrievable by the patient. Without exception they
say that they fell on it. Apparently, there are many people walking about
without wearing pants and falling backward onto their bottom and on an
object with just the right alignment. Yuck!
HomeOwnersHub.com is a website for homeowners and building and maintenance pros. It is not affiliated with any of the manufacturers or service providers discussed here.
All logos and trade names are the property of their respective owners.