I DESTROYED MY TELEVISION SET.

[Sitre Magana]

I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I WATCHED MTV FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS THEN I GOT A BOWLING BALL AND THREW IT THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TOOK THE BOWLING BALL AND BROKE THE CIRCUIT BOARD AND BROKE THE CABINET. I CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY AND TOLD THEM THAT I AM CANCELING SERVICE AND THEY ASKED ME WHY I AM CANCELLING AND I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD BETTER NOT RECEIVE ANOTHER BILL FROM THEM. I FILLED UP THE SPACE WHERE MY TV ONCE UP WITH OREOS AND TWINKIES.

THEN ONE DAY I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GALLON OF VANILLA ICE CREAM AND I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORMONS BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY WERE FROM DISH NETWORK AND THEY WANTED TO OFFER ME SATELLITE TV.

I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE I GET MY CHECKBOOK. I SHUT THE DOOR AND TOOK A SHIT IN MY LEFT HAND AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND PROPELLED A LOG OF DOOK IN ONE OF THE SALESMAN'S FACES AND I TOLD THEM THAT IF THEY CAME BACK I WAS GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES.

[b]

(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and violence. And spam.

-B.

[mm]

Don't blame America. His own email address describes him as a yahoo.

[Michael A. Terrell]

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Location: Germany [City: Dresden, Sachsen]

So much for it being the American way?

[wicked]

That's nice.

[Terry]

You really should take your meds like you should.

Or.....you should quit self medicating.

[Stephen King]

right, you looked at it with your evil eyes.

[trainfan1]

Gotta love that German potato salad...

Rob

[Michael A. Terrell]

Not me. Any type of potato salad induces projectile vomiting.

[b]

(sigh ...again)...Read it properly. it says ' SOUNDS LIKE the american way ', not IS the american way! .

[Michael A. Terrell]

SIGH! Read it for yourself (even though you wrote it). It is just another backhanded slur from Spain, against the US.

[b]

please explain. what are the others, if this is 'another' and 'backhanded'?? how?