Last weekend I bought myself a breast pump at a chain store that was
going out of business. It looked like something fun to own, so I
bought it. Now that the weekend is here, I just took it out the box
and am trying to use it, but I found out there are no instructions and
the business is now closed forever. I just called my mother and my
ex-wife and neither of them have ever used one. Can anyone tell me
Robert W. Jacobs
You put it up to your face and make sure you cover both your mouth and
nose. Start pumping and try to suck out all your brains with it. As a
second option you might try to use it as an artificial vagina since
there are no women in your life now.
No matter what happens someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 02:17:33 -0500, firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:
Examine your breast. You should find a valve like the kind on your
car tires there somewhere. Attach the tube from pump to the valve
(technical term: schrader valve). Pump away. If you can't find the
valve, you have a factory sealed breast and are out of luck. Sell the
pump on ebay.
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