If you lie about your experience, you will totally shoot yourself in the foot. Your lies WILL be discovered, and you WILL lose any job you get based on them.
SS retirement is based on your best 35 years of "contributions" (ie SS taxes paid). If you are 35, you still have time to build up to a decent retirement benefit.
Medicare may be more important to you than SS. To be eligible, either you or your spouse must have at least ten years of covered employment.
One other poster was confused. If you are married, your combined SS benefit is based on the better work record. It's Medicare that you can get for ten years of a spouse's coverage.
What DID you do? Did you help raise a family? That's a big thing to put down. Have you done any volunteer work? Community work? Almost anything above sitting in front of the TV is worth putting on a resume when you're trying to get started.
And if you really haven't done anything recently besides sit in front of the TV, then get out and do some volunteer / community service work. It looks great on a resume, even if it's just picking up trash in a park, and you can get it even what employment is tight. Just make sure you do it directly for an established agency so that they can verify the work you did for a potential employer. If you do a lot of work and show initiative, they might well write you a letter of recommendation, which is a huge deal.
Then take any job you can get so that you have a current work record. It's good that you are cataloging the jobs you have held, but potential employers will be a lot more interested in recent employment.
What do you LIKE to do? For most people, jobs exist doing something they like. Put some thought into it. You're right that a job you hate is no life. So think about a minimum wage (for starters) job doing something you like. Look around. I'll almost guarantee you there's some starter job in something you like.
But ... your bellyaching about how hard the seriously dumbed-down GED is, doesn't make it sound like you are ready to try. If you think differently, try to convince us. If you can convince us that you are ready to work, then maybe you can convince an employer. If you can't convince us, and if you continue thinking that passing the GED is hard work, then my prediction is that you are going to take the easy way and let your family continue enabling your current condition.
Edward