An old guy (Bob) goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to
the Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female
The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but
this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably
I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I
check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,
The old guy obeys and says,
The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again,
while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,
Again, the old guy says,
The doctor said, "Very good".
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other
hand I'm going to hold on to your penis
to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say,
The old guy begins,